Definitions by Mr.Diddler
Drowning Liver
A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.
Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
Drowning Liver by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Metal Muff
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Metal Muff by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Ditch and Snitch
The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge
Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika
Ditch and Snitch by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Disturbed Bone
The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.
Disturbed Bone by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
The Camel hump
Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
The Camel hump by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
T.I.P
Isabella: Man cam has got himself a T.I.P. That shit put me to sleep quicker than the Aura app.
Marley: Thanks for the heads up
Marley: Thanks for the heads up
T.I.P by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
The Bucking Mustang
Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed
Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
The Bucking Mustang by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019