Definitions by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants

Emojilepsy 

When someone puts so many emojis in a message or email that it hurts your eyes, you can barely read what they wrote and you think you're about to have a seizure.

"Susan gives me emojilepsy from her messages, I wish she would broaden her vocabulary"

Emojilepsy by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants July 5, 2021

Obesanest 

A nest made on your couch by piling blankets and duvets on top of each other. A safe and comfy place where you can eat snacks and ride out periods of depression or quarantine.

"Fabian, you need to at least leave your Obesanest to shower"

Obesanest by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants March 16, 2020

Catshmere

When you live with a single or multiple cats and all your surfaces are covered in fine cat hair, resulting in clothing that takes on the appearance of cashmere.

Melanie: "Hey, I love your short sleeved sweater, is it wool?".
Sarah: "Oh thanks, it's actually a cotton blend Catshmere".

Catshmere by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants January 24, 2017

The Rule of Barron 

A rule that gives children the right to be free from bullying because of the actions of their relatives.

"That's breaking The Rule of Barron, you can't diss a kid because of his relatives."

The Rule of Barron by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants January 24, 2017

Hoewelry 

Cheap jewelry you find on the floor after a one-night stand.

To pawn-seller: Yo boss, how much you give me for all this hoewelry?

Hoewelry by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants January 24, 2017

Spoonfart 

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

Spoonfart by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014