putz

Tami, she just can't help herself.

Tami the putz is such a putz.

by Mr. X February 02, 2005

Afghan Girl

A picture that headlined a 1984(I believe) National Geographic cover.

Known for haunting green eyes.

by Mr. X January 27, 2005

exmo

short version of "ex-Mormon"

a person who has given up the beliefs of the latter day saint religion

(lds/mormon)

Bob: "Hi, my name is Bob, and I'm a recovering exmo. I've been lds-free for

three months now."
Everyone: "Hi Bob!"

by Mr. X March 30, 2010

couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.

He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.

by Mr. X April 04, 2005

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

by Mr. X April 04, 2005

faggario

Another word for Homosexual or someone who is gay using the Cleveland Hardcore slang "ario" made famous by Pitboss 2000. See also wiggario, jockario, nerdario.

Yo look at that kid with the Rod Stewart Haircut, what a faggario.

by Mr. X August 23, 2004

Riley Humor

Slapstick Humor. The type of humor the sidekick in Disney movies portrays such as Sebastian in the Little Mermaid. Or when Homer Simpson hits his head and says "Doh!" The lowest type of Humor.

That movie had so much riley humor in it!

by Mr. X June 15, 2004