When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.
Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”
The popular term amongst Newfoundland based disco-gothic teenagers for semen.
Stewart, tap the back of my head when you’re ready to cum-I don’t want to miss a drop of that sweet breed seed.
when the morning fog is dense like the beard of a well endowed man, thick and large; will prevent you from leaving bed.
I awoke to the most gorgeous KrisFogg I have ever laid eyes upon, it was so large and thick that I had no other choice but to stay in bed with it all day.
Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.
As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!
Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.
Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.
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To suddenly look up from a task at hand in a surprised or confused manor, as per when your name is called or a noise catches your attention. Think much like a chipmunk who is startled whilst eating a nut and looks back and forth to discover what is near bye.
i totally did the derek chamberlin when i thought i heard a ghost slam my door closed while i was browsing bunnyteens.com
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