Mr. Twinkieface's definitions

Notistic

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

bedmaking

Something that is useful to some people, but to some is just yak shaving.

Writing down an agenda every day at school is an act of bedmaking.

by Mr. Twinkieface February 23, 2021

Jesus Health Bar

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”

“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

sound Bible

To sound Bible is to try to sound like the Bible by using words incorrectly, because the Bible uses words incorrectly. Some of this incorrect word usage is due to how the Bible has to be “interpreted” a lot of the time in order to not be absolutely horrible, resulting in words having meanings that stray extremely far from their actual ones.

Being understood should be much more important to you than trying to sound Bible.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021

Afairyist

Someone who doesn’t believe in fairies, in the context of a hypothetical society in which significant numbers of people do believe in fairies.

Afairyist: Can you actually prove that fairies exist?
Fairyist: Well can you prove they don’t?
Afairyist: That’s not how that works. –_–

by Mr. Twinkieface March 28, 2021

hippochicken

A mysterious creature that lives in the Himalayas.

My cousin’s old Minecraft username was hippochicken.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 17, 2020

bulltrash

Something that is both bullshit and trash.

Having to wait for multiple eating animations just for it to register that you ate something in Minecraft Bedrock Edition is utter bulltrash.

That's bulltrash!

I think some people's beliefs are bulltrash.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 28, 2020