Mr. Twinkieface's definitions

sex hundred sexy sex

The funny devil number, but even funnier because it has the funny sex word in it.

Me: LOL sex hundred sexy sex!
Entire Class: Shut up.

by Mr. Twinkieface October 18, 2020

snooicide

Posting something really risky on Reddit that you really want to post but that you know you'll get downvoted a lot or even banned for.

My friend committed snooicide about Minecraft: Caves & Cliffs last night.

by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2020

Afairyist

Someone who doesn’t believe in fairies, in the context of a hypothetical society in which significant numbers of people do believe in fairies.

Afairyist: Can you actually prove that fairies exist?
Fairyist: Well can you prove they don’t?
Afairyist: That’s not how that works. –_–

by Mr. Twinkieface March 28, 2021

cumnis

Chad’s penis, in reference to how much sex he has, as if saying Chad’s penis shoots more cum than pee.

OMG Chad is so hot! I want his cumnis inside me right now!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021

Nepsi

An insulting nickname for Pepsi. This works because if you rearrange the letters you get "penis," so you are comparing Pepsi to penis, or a gross penis I guess.

EWWWW YOU DRINKIN' NEPSI?!

by Mr. Twinkieface October 19, 2020

Notistic

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

personality thief

Someone who adopts the tendencies of others, usually without realizing it.

Why am I such a personality thief?

by Mr. Twinkieface October 14, 2020