Mr. Twinkieface's definitions

hippochicken

A mysterious creature that lives in the Himalayas.

My cousin’s old Minecraft username was hippochicken.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 17, 2020

Jesus Health Bar

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”

“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

salivanis

What the mouth should really be called.

They touched their salivanises together and kissed.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 19, 2020

sex hundred sexy sex

The funny devil number, but even funnier because it has the funny sex word in it.

Me: LOL sex hundred sexy sex!
Entire Class: Shut up.

by Mr. Twinkieface October 18, 2020

Afairyist

Someone who doesn’t believe in fairies, in the context of a hypothetical society in which significant numbers of people do believe in fairies.

Afairyist: Can you actually prove that fairies exist?
Fairyist: Well can you prove they don’t?
Afairyist: That’s not how that works. –_–

by Mr. Twinkieface March 28, 2021

interndet

bunc of wirqw underi the9 oawoptiohn that caarh dats betuwjn comouerts

tak a pwsin nwo your in wihtoyr tecshno set your gosejing surfimg onthe interndet

by Mr. Twinkieface November 4, 2020

Permutilation

Permutilations are all of the different ways you can modify a meme to deviate from the original formula to tell new jokes.

Whereas the permutations of a meme are all the different jokes you can tell with it, the permutilations of a meme are the ways you can fundamentally change the structure of the meme in order to change the types of jokes you can tell with it.

I created a new permutilation of the three-headed dragon meme by changing it so that it has two panels, one with the serious head and one with the silly head.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 19, 2021