Mr. T's definitions

illiterate

Jamie Wright.

Jamie says:
your a fucknut

Jamie says:
your the first one

by Mr. T February 21, 2004

death metal

Death metal is a relitively younge gendre of music, but it has been plaqued by controversy throughout it's entire life. Death metal is characterised by it's gutteral vocal assault, jinsane double bass drumming and heavily distorted and detuned guitars. Death metal can be painfully stupid and cliché (Cannibal Corpse, Deicide) to stunningly complex and rousing (Meshuggah, Opeth, Satrycon. Ultimatly it's all music and deserves it's repect. People often associate death metal with poor musicainship and juvinile lyric themes, although some bands adhere to this formula it's not always the case as with any gendre of music. Death metal takes loads of talent to perform, and most of it shoots right over the casual listener's head. The lyrical themes in death metal can seem one-dimenional but reads some lyrics and you'll be astonished (try Napalm Death) How the gendre got it's name can be daebated but I think it got it's name from the Venom album (Black Metal)

Good death metal/grindcore bands include Vintersorg, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, Carcass, Opeth, Meshuggah, Athiest, Death, Bathory, Marduk, Burzum.

Dude, Deicide played in a gig with Blink182 and Deicide totally kicked thier asses.

Death metal sucks, I'm gonna go listen to "Barbie Girl"

I listen to Napalm Death and Charles Mingus, because I love well-written and composed music.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

Hedgecock

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

by Mr. T September 28, 2004

Progressive Rock

Greatly under-aprreciated form of art. Adds elements of jazz, classical and avant-grade forms of music to come up with something new and original.

Dude that Yes band kicks immeasurable amounts of ass.

Dream Theatre are gods.

Frank Zappa is one fo the few musical genious' of our time.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

scooby doobie doo

a dog with the word doobie in his name

hey scooby DOOBIE doo! where are you?

by Mr. T February 13, 2004

Padunka

When you take a crap and the turd comes around and rest on your balls.

Psht. That guy can eat my padunka!

by Mr. T February 8, 2004

f.o.b

Fresh Off The Boat (immigrant)
Australian colloquialism usually used in reference to Pacific Islanders.

Tongans, Samoans etc.

by Mr. T December 12, 2004