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Big Ten funk

A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.
With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.
by Mr. T March 5, 2004
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derivative

1. In calculus, the slope of a function at a point. It is found by taking the limit of (f(x + h) - f(x)) / ((x + h) - x) where h (also seen as delta x) approaches 0.

Notations for a derivative include dy/dx and f'(x) (f prime of x)

2. The mathematical incarnation of Satan Himself
1.
f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function
f'(x) = 9x^2 - 8x + 2 //first derivative
f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative
f'''(x) = 18 //third derivative

2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives
Math book, as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND-
Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour!
Students: Hooray!
by Mr. T March 28, 2004
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Metal

See death metal

Kick-ass gendre that doesn't exist today (for the most part)

Hatebreed is the new Slayer.
Dude that St. Anger album sucked all the balls in teh record store.

Mainstream sucks, let's listen to some Liquid Tension Experiment.
by Mr. T December 15, 2003
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Ruby Wong

One who is a booby and has an ear piercing scream, and works below minimum wage at her family store called "Global Homeware". Feeds on kittens, alwayts wanting to spend money at some store called "Jacob", or "American Eagle". Drinks lots and lots of milk. No not that kind, you sicko.
"LMAO OMFG HAHAHAH JANET OMG AHAHAHAHAH OMG THE OC"
"I don't want relationship. I JUST WANT BANGBANGBANG"
"like omgaw"
by Mr. T February 21, 2005
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Hedgecock

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.
Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!
by Mr. T September 28, 2004
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mtv

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel
Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)
by Mr. T December 15, 2003
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fuckall greenlight

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.
Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise
by Mr. T January 27, 2005
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