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derivative

1. In calculus, the slope of a function at a point. It is found by taking the limit of (f(x + h) - f(x)) / ((x + h) - x) where h (also seen as delta x) approaches 0.

Notations for a derivative include dy/dx and f'(x) (f prime of x)

2. The mathematical incarnation of Satan Himself
1.
f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function
f'(x) = 9x^2 - 8x + 2 //first derivative
f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative
f'''(x) = 18 //third derivative

2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives
Math book, as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND-
Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour!
Students: Hooray!
by Mr. T March 28, 2004
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Big Ten funk

A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.
With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.
by Mr. T March 5, 2004
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mtv

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel
Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)
by Mr. T December 15, 2003
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f.o.b

Fresh Off The Boat (immigrant)
Australian colloquialism usually used in reference to Pacific Islanders.
by Mr. T December 12, 2004
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White trash

i think they are gay together.....with scottie snow
by Mr. T March 10, 2005
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supercalifragilisticexpalidocious

used when talking about girls named thea
thea is supercalifragilisticexpalidocious
by Mr. T April 3, 2005
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Hedgecock

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.
Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!
by Mr. T September 28, 2004
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