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Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 21, 2014
Get the Sleep Aids mug.This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
Get the Planking Spanking mug.Meme Busting is the act of interrupting or otherwise ruining another person's attempt at photographing or videoing themselves performing a stupid online meme.
The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.
Common online memes and ways to bust them:
*Planking
(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")
Ways to bust Planking:
Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object
Yell at them
Throw water on them
Blow an air horn
*Dance mob
(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")
Ways to bust a dance mob:
Nude streaking through the dance mob
Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.
MIME through the dance mob
*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.
Common online memes and ways to bust them:
*Planking
(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")
Ways to bust Planking:
Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object
Yell at them
Throw water on them
Blow an air horn
*Dance mob
(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")
Ways to bust a dance mob:
Nude streaking through the dance mob
Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.
MIME through the dance mob
*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
Get the Meme Busting mug.The alias of Poet, Inventor, Author and Activist Justin Thomas La Plante on the Urban Dictionary.
Some of LaPlante's contributions to Urban Dictionary:
Sausage Sisters: When two or more females have sex with the same male.
Palin: A form of Red Neck English.
Spice: A slang term in the Guinean dialect of french meaning a bad person.
Some have used the name MR Snowmanpants to pose as La plante and post other definitions which may be hateful in nature in order to defame La Plante but posts by the real Mr Snowmanpants (AKA Justin La Plante) have the poster's name as 'MR Snowmanpants', not 'MR Snowman Pants' (separated) or 'Mister Snowmanpants' (with 'mister' spelled out). La Plante also posts to Urban Dictionary and his blog under his own actual name.
Some of LaPlante's contributions to Urban Dictionary:
Sausage Sisters: When two or more females have sex with the same male.
Palin: A form of Red Neck English.
Spice: A slang term in the Guinean dialect of french meaning a bad person.
Some have used the name MR Snowmanpants to pose as La plante and post other definitions which may be hateful in nature in order to defame La Plante but posts by the real Mr Snowmanpants (AKA Justin La Plante) have the poster's name as 'MR Snowmanpants', not 'MR Snowman Pants' (separated) or 'Mister Snowmanpants' (with 'mister' spelled out). La Plante also posts to Urban Dictionary and his blog under his own actual name.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 3, 2011
Get the MR Snowmanpants mug.The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.
A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.
1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .
2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.
3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.
Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.
4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.
5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.
6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.
A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.
1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .
2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.
3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.
Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.
4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.
5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.
6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 21, 2021
Get the Giga Blumpkin mug.-Millennial or Millennials
A media popularized term for a generation of people born in western culture who came to adulthood in the early 21st century.
Often confused for being tech savvy or capable in life skills, millennials are more often incapable with life skills that earlier generations are commonly more adept at, such as changing car tires, filling out paperwork, hooking up entertainment centers or reading usage agreements and contracts on websites and smart phone apps before agreeing to them.
Millennials are more often only functional with contemporary front end usage of modern technology while being confused and incapable with more practical applications and the service of hardware.
A small minority of Millennials with inherited wealth gave rise to the "gig" or "shared" economy bubble. Much of the perception of millennials centers around this minority among the generation who attain great wealth from crowd funding, confidence scam investments and inheritances that are soon squandered on unsustainable and impractical business models.
The Millennials are for the most part very deficient in common life skills, sustainability and practical capability.
A media popularized term for a generation of people born in western culture who came to adulthood in the early 21st century.
Often confused for being tech savvy or capable in life skills, millennials are more often incapable with life skills that earlier generations are commonly more adept at, such as changing car tires, filling out paperwork, hooking up entertainment centers or reading usage agreements and contracts on websites and smart phone apps before agreeing to them.
Millennials are more often only functional with contemporary front end usage of modern technology while being confused and incapable with more practical applications and the service of hardware.
A small minority of Millennials with inherited wealth gave rise to the "gig" or "shared" economy bubble. Much of the perception of millennials centers around this minority among the generation who attain great wealth from crowd funding, confidence scam investments and inheritances that are soon squandered on unsustainable and impractical business models.
The Millennials are for the most part very deficient in common life skills, sustainability and practical capability.
I just saw a Millennial trying to change a tire and add oil to his car. He gave up after dumping transmission fluid in the oil intake and trying to jack his fender until it crumpled.
by Mr. SnowmanPants June 3, 2016
Get the Millennial mug.This is a term used to describe facets of white western culture that are inherently racist, sexist and uneducated.
The white supremacists in Charlottesville were carrying BBQ tiki torches they got at the local wal-mart. That is some serious honkydom.
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 16, 2017
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