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Indie Erotica

This is an example of The Adult Entertainment revolution of the early 21st century.

During the emergence and saturation of online adult entertainment from the 1990's to the early 21st century it was believed that the adult entertainment industry in general would finally become a more open and respectable industry.

Unfortunately regulation, advocacy and oversight of adult entertainment still remained as primitive as they had been before the internet and the explosion of new media development that followed.

The most common examples of this exploitation and corruption being the contracting and pay practices of websites such as myfreecams.com, suicidegirls.com, eroticbpm.com, godsgirls.com and websites found on the spookycash.com affiliate program.

Models and photographers had become tired of being exploited and paid unfairly. The altporn industry had once promised reform and fairness but instead of providing these things the websites that had begun the altporn movement were now corrupting the industry and exploiting talent further.
So an effort of Independent adult website content production and co-op companies began to emerge.
Indie Erotica is a new next step in online adult entertainment.
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 5, 2011
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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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Meme Busting

Meme Busting is the act of interrupting or otherwise ruining another person's attempt at photographing or videoing themselves performing a stupid online meme.

The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.

Common online memes and ways to bust them:

*Planking

(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")

Ways to bust Planking:

Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object

Yell at them

Throw water on them

Blow an air horn

*Dance mob

(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")

Ways to bust a dance mob:

Nude streaking through the dance mob

Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.

MIME through the dance mob

*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
I just did some awesome meme busting on this dumb dance mob they tried in grand central.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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Magic Legs

When a person does something Extraordinary or Amazing with their life such as getting married, beating an illness, thwarting an enemy or being successful when challenged by life in general.

Taken from the movie "Forest Gump". When Forest sees Lt. Dan walking with artificial legs, it reminds Forest of when his mother mother called his corrective leg braces his "Magic Shoes".

In the scene, Forest is about to marry Jenny. Lt. Dan arrives walking up to forest. Forest is amazed and comments, "you got new legs". When Lt. Dan explains the legs to Forest and shows him the metal tubes that now serve as his replacement legs Forest pauses and warmly replies: "Magic Legs".
April and Justin Just got married,.... "Magic Legs".
by Mr. SnowmanPants September 7, 2013
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Cryptobaiting

An act of crypto currency market manipulation by crypto start-ups and others trying to make money from short sales in the crypto currency market.
Typically this is done in the form of social network posts which direct others to focus on a specific cryptocurrency or sell-off another crypto currency in order to raise the valuation of another.

The most common effect of Cryptobaiting is the loss of money by people who blindly and feverishly follow Cryptobaiting posts and invest in a crypto currency far to late in it's surge to make a profit by the time it has already fallen in price.

The individuals making the Cryptobaiting posts have of course already set the buys and valuations and sell their shares during the short valuation bumps they caused.

Cryptobaiting can also be a term used to represent the actions of a person who repeatedly falls for Crypto-Currency fraud.
Dave just lost another $5000 after he followed a Cryptobaiting post.
by Mr. SnowmanPants February 18, 2021
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Giga Blumpkin

The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.

A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.

1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .

2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.

3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.

Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.

4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.

5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.

6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
Jennifer gave Dave a giga blumpkin.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 21, 2021
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MR Snowmanpants

The alias of Poet, Inventor, Author and Activist Justin Thomas La Plante on the Urban Dictionary.

Some of LaPlante's contributions to Urban Dictionary:

Sausage Sisters: When two or more females have sex with the same male.

Palin: A form of Red Neck English.

Spice: A slang term in the Guinean dialect of french meaning a bad person.

Some have used the name MR Snowmanpants to pose as La plante and post other definitions which may be hateful in nature in order to defame La Plante but posts by the real Mr Snowmanpants (AKA Justin La Plante) have the poster's name as 'MR Snowmanpants', not 'MR Snowman Pants' (separated) or 'Mister Snowmanpants' (with 'mister' spelled out). La Plante also posts to Urban Dictionary and his blog under his own actual name.
MR Snowmanpants is an author on urban disctionary. He is Justin Thomas La Plante in real life.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 3, 2011
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