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Indie Erotica

This is an example of The Adult Entertainment revolution of the early 21st century.

During the emergence and saturation of online adult entertainment from the 1990's to the early 21st century it was believed that the adult entertainment industry in general would finally become a more open and respectable industry.

Unfortunately regulation, advocacy and oversight of adult entertainment still remained as primitive as they had been before the internet and the explosion of new media development that followed.

The most common examples of this exploitation and corruption being the contracting and pay practices of websites such as myfreecams.com, suicidegirls.com, eroticbpm.com, godsgirls.com and websites found on the spookycash.com affiliate program.

Models and photographers had become tired of being exploited and paid unfairly. The altporn industry had once promised reform and fairness but instead of providing these things the websites that had begun the altporn movement were now corrupting the industry and exploiting talent further.
So an effort of Independent adult website content production and co-op companies began to emerge.
Indie Erotica is a new next step in online adult entertainment.
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 5, 2011
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Snowglobe

A neo-conservative, Trump Supporter and/or Neo-confederate. The fitting narrative being that they are trapped in a small fantasy world and can easily be wound up or shaken into a blind frenzy.
There are a ton of snowglobes protesting that planned parenthood clinic.
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 30, 2018
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Magic Legs

When a person does something Extraordinary or Amazing with their life such as getting married, beating an illness, thwarting an enemy or being successful when challenged by life in general.

Taken from the movie "Forest Gump". When Forest sees Lt. Dan walking with artificial legs, it reminds Forest of when his mother mother called his corrective leg braces his "Magic Shoes".

In the scene, Forest is about to marry Jenny. Lt. Dan arrives walking up to forest. Forest is amazed and comments, "you got new legs". When Lt. Dan explains the legs to Forest and shows him the metal tubes that now serve as his replacement legs Forest pauses and warmly replies: "Magic Legs".
April and Justin Just got married,.... "Magic Legs".
by Mr. SnowmanPants September 7, 2013
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Cryptobaiting

An act of crypto currency market manipulation by crypto start-ups and others trying to make money from short sales in the crypto currency market.
Typically this is done in the form of social network posts which direct others to focus on a specific cryptocurrency or sell-off another crypto currency in order to raise the valuation of another.

The most common effect of Cryptobaiting is the loss of money by people who blindly and feverishly follow Cryptobaiting posts and invest in a crypto currency far to late in it's surge to make a profit by the time it has already fallen in price.

The individuals making the Cryptobaiting posts have of course already set the buys and valuations and sell their shares during the short valuation bumps they caused.

Cryptobaiting can also be a term used to represent the actions of a person who repeatedly falls for Crypto-Currency fraud.
Dave just lost another $5000 after he followed a Cryptobaiting post.
by Mr. SnowmanPants February 18, 2021
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Palin

A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.

Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.

“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.

“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”

“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”

“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
by Mr. Snowmanpants January 11, 2010
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Honkydom

This is a term used to describe facets of white western culture that are inherently racist, sexist and uneducated.
The white supremacists in Charlottesville were carrying BBQ tiki torches they got at the local wal-mart. That is some serious honkydom.
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 16, 2017
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Giga Blumpkin

The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.

A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.

1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .

2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.

3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.

Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.

4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.

5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.

6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
Jennifer gave Dave a giga blumpkin.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 21, 2021
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