Mr. Peterson's definitions

Duke 30

The time of day when you have to take a crap.

Hey benten will you come help me unload the truck? Sorry dude its duke 30.

by Mr. Peterson February 14, 2008

cock sucker pads

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

pediphagia

To eat one's own foot.

Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!

by Mr. Peterson August 31, 2008

McSurf and Turf

When you get a fish sandwich from Mcdonalds and put the fish filet onto a double cheese burger.

Skinny chick -What are you getting for lunch?
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat

by Mr. Peterson January 5, 2007

RCA Bullet

A connector to convert a BNC cable to RCA.

Hey will you throw me a couple RCA Bullets I need to hook up this Plasma.

by Mr. Peterson January 12, 2007

mexican road case

A cardboard box..........

I am so glad we got rid of those mexican road cases for the plexiglass podiums.They were the biggest pain in the ass to move around!

by Mr. Peterson January 7, 2007

my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008