Definitions by Mr. Peterson
pediphagia
Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!
pediphagia by Mr. Peterson August 31, 2008
Bill Gates
CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.
Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.
The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.
The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
Bill Gates by Mr. Peterson July 15, 2008
my dog ate a bagel
employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel
jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.
jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.
my dog ate a bagel by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008
cock sucker pads
cock sucker pads by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008
Duke 30
Duke 30 by Mr. Peterson February 14, 2008
idiot check
On a cleanup after everyone thinks they have everything in the truck, someone goes back in to do one last thorough check.
idiot check by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007
Scott Job
Employee 1: what are we doing today?
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!
Scott Job by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007