pediphagia

To eat one's own foot.

Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!

by Mr. Peterson June 14, 2006

cock sucker pads

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

Scott Job

There are 3 types of Scott Jobs

1:Impossible
2:Free
3:The impossible for free

Employee 1: what are we doing today?
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!

by Mr. Peterson January 14, 2007

RCA Bullet

A connector to convert a BNC cable to RCA.

Hey will you throw me a couple RCA Bullets I need to hook up this Plasma.

by Mr. Peterson January 11, 2007

McSurf and Turf

When you get a fish sandwich from Mcdonalds and put the fish filet onto a double cheese burger.

Skinny chick -What are you getting for lunch?
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat

by Mr. Peterson January 03, 2007

my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

mexican road case

A cardboard box..........

I am so glad we got rid of those mexican road cases for the plexiglass podiums.They were the biggest pain in the ass to move around!

by Mr. Peterson January 07, 2007