Mr. North's definitions

Shit Moose

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.

Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.

by Mr. North March 23, 2008

yanganese

A derogatory means of describing poor quality merchandise from the orient. Usually uttered while venting anger over the unwitting purchase of said goods.

Hey man, is that your new cell phone you bought off the internet?
Yeah, damn thing does not work!
Oh man, I thought it was brand new?
That's what I get for buying this fucking yanganese shit!!!

by Mr. North May 27, 2006

Log Splitter

A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.

"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"

"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."

by Mr. North April 21, 2009

geetus

Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.

The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.

by Mr. North May 25, 2006

goo cannon

Penis. Cock. the male sex organ.

During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Mr. North May 8, 2006

Meat Casket

A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.

A disgusting piece of snatch.

A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.

"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."

"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."

by Mr. North March 27, 2009

Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.

During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"

by Mr. North April 18, 2009