Definitions by Mr. North
Log Splitter
A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
Log Splitter by Mr. North April 21, 2009
AC/DC
Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick.
A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.
No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.
A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.
No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.
"Hey Buz, look at that fine ass girl over there...she could be a model. I don't understand why she keeps having to pay for the drinks for that flea-dicked little punk that is with her. He's not that good looking, seems pretty stupid, and obviously has no money. What gives?"
"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."
"What?"
"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"
"Oh man, that is awesome."
"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."
"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."
"What?"
"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"
"Oh man, that is awesome."
"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."
Sack Sandwich
1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)
2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.
2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.
During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.
"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."
"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"
"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."
"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"
Sack Sandwich by Mr. North April 18, 2009
Nad Flakes
1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)
Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.
Nad Flakes by Mr. North April 18, 2009
Meat Casket
A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.
A disgusting piece of snatch.
A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.
A disgusting piece of snatch.
A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.
"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."
"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."
"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."
Meat Casket by Mr. North March 27, 2009
spack
the original definition of this word, brought forth by Mr. North back in 1988.
A non-specific insult used as an inside joke among friends to describe anyone that happens top be in your crosshairs at that moment in time.
A non-specific insult used as an inside joke among friends to describe anyone that happens top be in your crosshairs at that moment in time.
Mr. North: "Shut the fuck up, Jerome, you're nothing but a spack."...Jerome: "What's a spack?"...Bystander hip to the joke: Trust me man, you don't wanna know."