Alabama Seizure

When your sister (or brother I don't judge) starts having a seizure and you get turned on so you rape her while your uncle sneaks up behind you and fucks you in the ass. This causes you to have a seizure leaving your uncle raping both you and your sister at the same time.

last night John had an alabama seizure with his brother and uncle.

by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018

Cahan

The act of saying umm more than 100 times in less than a minute. Typically those who accomplish cahan are affected by ADHD and enjoy creating random elaborate motions.

Yesterday I had 4 cups of coffee and I was able to achieve cahan.

by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018

Banana

banana is a dog but also a God because dog spelled backwards is God.

Ah... Wellllll actually banana is the most powerful dog in the universe. It destroyed all the other dogs in the puppy bowl of 2019!

by Mr. Nachumchum May 15, 2019

Fei Fish

A fish that is starved for the amusement of a middle-aged teacher

Teacher lady had starved her Fei Fish for 8 days before it had died. This was 2019 it's not the year it's her killstreak! :)

by Mr. Nachumchum May 15, 2019