Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.

Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Gluteus Minimus

As opposed to gluteus maximus which is the maximum of area a butt takes up. Normally so big when they site down their butt looks like a couch. With gluteus minimus it refers to small scrumptious butt on a hot chick. The butt takes up the minimum amount of area.

That gluteus minimus fits through the door.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Kamala Harris

Also known as Kamala Hairless as she often lifts her skirt at the podium yelling to everyone look I'm hairless, I have no bush.

The worst Vice President we have ever had. She is also a self declared Marxist communist. She is part of the communist agenda to take over the Democrat party and change the party platform to socialism and play out the stepping stones to communism in order to do a Marxist regime change in the United States, changing our constitution to Russian style communism.

Kamala Harris is the most unqualified Vice President we have ever had. She comes up with the worst solutions.

by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023

Progressive

It is a new term in politics that refers to the left wing of the democrat party who are self proclaimed communists. They run under the democrat party. It is an infiltration of the communist party to take over the democrat party and change it's party platform from moderate to socialism. These changes tear down our system as in Marxism where they do this to get ready for the communist regime change.

Our Vice President is progressive and a self proclaimed communist.

by Mr. Homophobia July 8, 2023