Definitions by Mr. Homophobia

Homophobia 

It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.

That big burly guy at the bar has homophobia, be just beet up that limpy wristed fag.

Homophobia by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister 

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Switcheroo Deception 

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

Switcheroo Deception by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Scary Switcheroo

A scary switcheroo is also known as the bud light girl. The characteristics of a scary switcheroo is when a man gets a sex change and actually looks like a chick. In turn confusing the men who are looking for a mate. It has a voice that is half way between sounding like a man and a woman. The it also has an adams apple which makes all the men run.

Look at the bud light girl. She has an Adams apple. What a scary switcheroo.

Scary Switcheroo by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Bad Switcheroo 

A bad switcheroo is also known as a Bruce Jenner. It occurs when a male gets a sex change into a fake female. They continue to look like a man and talk like a man. In order to combat the bad switcheroo and look and talk like a woman they have a deep burning desire to get plastic surgery. They proceed to peel skin off a good looking female butt, they have the urge to take the skin to a plastic surgeon to make them look like a chick. They also attend voice coaches that instruct them on how to talk like a queen.

Gee, Bruce Jenner still looks like a man. I think he got a bad switcheroo.

Bad Switcheroo by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

The Sister Switchero 

A limpy wristed fag that dresses like a girl while attending the gay pride parade.

Gee, that cross dresser is confusing. It looks like he's been confused by The Sister Switchero.

The Sister Switchero by Mr. Homophobia May 28, 2023

Butt Pirate 

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.

I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.

Butt Pirate by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023