Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.

Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Rock Star

Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.

Look at all those Lesbians lining up. That guys a rock star.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

Bad Switcheroo

It is the time after Bruce Jenner tries to transform his Bad Switcheroo to a scary switcheroo through plastic surgery. Once he has completed the process he will then look for a boyfriend and try to get married. As he searches all the men in fear of still bad switcheroo.

Bruce Jenner is out there looking for a boyfriend. He still has a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia June 1, 2023

Critical Race Theory

A new concept that was come up with by those that are trying to reinstill racism in the white population of the United States. A false idea that with the law of probabilities can be proven to be false. It is an effort to combat our over hundred years effort to give the black population equality. This instills in our white kids that blacks are not equal and inferior to the white race. This teaching will increase the amount of racism we have in the culture and teach young kids that they are born racist when in fact most of their families are teaching them to not be racist.

Critical race theory is a bunch of bs.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

Homophobia

The fear of the cornhole bandit.

that Butt Pirate seems to be enhancing my homophobia.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

There are many characteristics of such a fag. Someone who talks with a lisp and hangs their left all frilly like a girl. They dress in women's clothing and join cheer in high school and college. They become ballet teachers at the WMCA and dress in tights.

I went to the ballet and saw a limpy wristed fag dancing.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who has an unnatural affection for the intake of poop through their mouth by sucking on a Butt Pirates Pole which has their own poop on it.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop in his mouth and it is dripping down his throat. I think it is unnatural. It is perfectly natural to squeeze one out and pinch and wiggle your butt cheeks while doing it. It not natural to intake poop.

by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023