tony blair

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt
"Tony Blair is a cunt"
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Trail of destruction

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"
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Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.
"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"
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Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo
"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"
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choddie

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.
"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"
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breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.
"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"
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Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.
"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"
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