10 definitions by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender

breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 1, 2006

Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006

Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006

choddie

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.

"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006

tony blair

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

"Tony Blair is a cunt"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006

Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006

Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006