Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By

breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.

"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

Descriptive of the act of having a poo

"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"