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choddie

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.
"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"
mugGet the choddiemug.

Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo
"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"
mugGet the Crimp Downmug.

breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.
"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"
mugGet the breather ringmug.

Trail of destruction

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"
mugGet the Trail of destructionmug.

Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.
"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"
mugGet the Chodbinmug.

tony blair

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt
"Tony Blair is a cunt"
mugGet the tony blairmug.

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"
mugGet the monkeys tailmug.

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