kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.
I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.
by Mr. Dwayne February 07, 2008
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Prowler

One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.
My prowler is the greatest investment to date, next to a 61' big screen tv.
by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004
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Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy
Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
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Welfare Refugee

A person (usually a child-baring female)whom is weened from welfare due to the Welfare Reform Act of 1997 where welfare mothers had to get off of their lazy asses and get jobs, or their children would lose their healthcare benefits, food stamps, and other percs before the legal age of 18. Many Welfare Refugees have minimal skills and theirfore work minimum wage jobs.
I worked at Comcast, where a majority of the workforce in customer service was either Welfare Refugees or brain-dead slobs!
by Mr. Dwayne November 09, 2004
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shittist

A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.
The Shittist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! All praise due to The Mighty Doo Doo Turd.
by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
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wedlock

The art of bastard-breeding.

Illegitamate children.

The act of having children before marriage.

And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.
Dawn has two kids, one out of wedlock. She got a quickie Vegas marriage to barely make the last one legitamate.
by Mr. Dwayne November 07, 2006
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Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?
by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005
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