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Poot

An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.
by Mr. Dwayne May 22, 2005
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Tub

An invention used to wash your filthy ass in.
Albert was so relieved to wash his fat stankin ass in the tub.
by Mr. Dwayne June 6, 2005
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Riverdance

The most original dance created by Europeans without borrowing from blacks. It allows you to play to your strengths. Instead of moving rhythmically, you move arhymically. However the kicking and the pointing of the toes are pretty nifty looking.

Ashley Simplson did a jig Riverdance on SNL.
Don Cornelieus, the producer of "Soul Train" in an attempted to cater to the mainstream, came up with a new dance show called "The Riverdance Train"
by Mr. Dwayne June 25, 2005
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stereotype

A term used to define all people of a certain belief into a mostly negative category that may only reflect a selected few of the racial demographics. All people of all nationalities have been victims of being stereotyped, even those whom have made most of the stereotypes of other people.

Note: Most stereotypes are involuntarily lived out by a small segment of who they are made to offend. Here are a few examples of stereotypes.
1.) That all white women have flat booties.
2.) That all Jews are greedy.
3.) That all blacks are lazy, on welfare, and don't believe in marriage before child barring.
4.) That all Asians are good at math.
5.) That all Arabs are angry people that like to blow shit up.
6.) That ALL black men are hung like elephants.
7.) ALL white men are hung like squirrels.
8.) All blacks crave chicken and watermelon.
9.) All blacks are hostile and will quickly bust a cap in your ass.
10.) That all Mexicans like to drive around 15-17 deep in a small ass car.
11.) That all white people get angry when they cant get jobs and see others moving ahead.
12.) That all Asains like to eat rice and drive slow.
13. That all Irish people are drunks and eat potatoes.

These are just a few..however not everyone live this lifestyle and therefor should be judged on individuality instead of being grouped as a whole.
by Mr. Dwayne July 18, 2005
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Elvis Presley

A great entertainer who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).

He starred in several movies and had one daugther.

Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.

He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.

In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.

He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.

His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
Elvis mixed country and R&B together. He made the mainstream appreciate watered down black R&B music.
by Mr. Dwayne July 18, 2005
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defecide

Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.
Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.
by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005
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old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.
Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.
by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005
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