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Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?
by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005
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wedlock

The art of bastard-breeding.

Illegitamate children.

The act of having children before marriage.

And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.
Dawn has two kids, one out of wedlock. She got a quickie Vegas marriage to barely make the last one legitamate.
by Mr. Dwayne November 7, 2006
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Prowler

One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.
My prowler is the greatest investment to date, next to a 61' big screen tv.
by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004
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Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy
Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
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Tub

An invention used to wash your filthy ass in.
Albert was so relieved to wash his fat stankin ass in the tub.
by Mr. Dwayne June 6, 2005
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Elvis Presley

A great entertainer who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).

He starred in several movies and had one daugther.

Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.

He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.

In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.

He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.

His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
Elvis mixed country and R&B together. He made the mainstream appreciate watered down black R&B music.
by Mr. Dwayne July 18, 2005
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Melyssa Ford

One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.

Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.

Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me
Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004
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