Mr. Dwayne's definitions

Welfare Refugee

A person (usually a child-baring female)whom is weened from welfare due to the Welfare Reform Act of 1997 where welfare mothers had to get off of their lazy asses and get jobs, or their children would lose their healthcare benefits, food stamps, and other percs before the legal age of 18. Many Welfare Refugees have minimal skills and theirfore work minimum wage jobs.

I worked at Comcast, where a majority of the workforce in customer service was either Welfare Refugees or brain-dead slobs!

by Mr. Dwayne November 9, 2004

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

anti-shittist

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.

Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion

by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

defecide

Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.

Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

shaq

please see shaq appeal.

I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.

by Mr. Dwayne November 4, 2004

wedlock

The art of bastard-breeding.

Illegitamate children.

The act of having children before marriage.

And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.

Dawn has two kids, one out of wedlock. She got a quickie Vegas marriage to barely make the last one legitamate.

by Mr. Dwayne November 7, 2006