Placement of your phone in a warm and sensitive place and ask a male friend to send you multiple txt in a rhythmic cadence to arouse your fun button.
Doc sent a barrage of buzzing messages to Mae while she enjoys the luxury of an added love scene in Old Yeller as she experienced a killer txtgasium!
by Mr. Doobie August 17, 2008
The Urban Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the "The Chieftain 12" its intent was to be intelligible (and pronounceable) to all Urban allies in the heat of sexual battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet.
"Man Meo was the only guy to use the Urban Phonetic Alphabet in the heat of sexual battle on that Hottie JB at Walker's basement party"
• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag
• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag
by Mr. Doobie May 22, 2008
A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.
“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”
by Mr. Doobie August 22, 2008
A gathering of old buddies for a weekend water skiing trip in the Motherland (Michigan) in the dead of summer.
Sarge, Duff, Dude, Biggie, and Boz all are in route to the cabin for the hootinannie.
This years hootinannie was at Tommy's love shack, it was "Hootinannie HQ" and Ruthie and the Ironworker babe were ready for some dancing in Knoxville!
This years hootinannie was at Tommy's love shack, it was "Hootinannie HQ" and Ruthie and the Ironworker babe were ready for some dancing in Knoxville!
by Mr. Doobie May 21, 2008
1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he do her up good tomorrow.
2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.
2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.
by Mr. Doobie May 09, 2008