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Hootinannie

A gathering of old buddies for a weekend water skiing trip in the Motherland (Michigan) in the dead of summer.
Sarge, Duff, Dude, Biggie, and Boz all are in route to the cabin for the hootinannie.

This years hootinannie was at Tommy's love shack, it was "Hootinannie HQ" and Ruthie and the Ironworker babe were ready for some dancing in Knoxville!
by Mr. Doobie May 21, 2008
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Grenade Captain

The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.
It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?

We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.
by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008
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boxer bowling

When a dude that wears boxers adjusts his drooping junk due to the nature of boxers verses whitey tighties causing the effect called “taffy pull bull”
Minnow was “Boxer Bowling” after he left the dance floor!
by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008
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work that deuce

When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.
"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".
by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008
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Slippery Oboe

Slippery Oboe – River Style

The maiden voyage of the “Slippery Oboe” was first weathered in July 1975 on the North Branch of the Manistee River in Michigan. In actuality the Oboe is a long musical instrument but in this application it’s substituted with another obvious long instrument. Next a truck inner tube is used as a floatation device for river tubing. Two riders male and felmale position themselves on a large tube, male first straddles the tube bottom down and female in his lap. On a secluded section of the river the maestro (male) uncases his “Oboe” from the side of his swim trunks for some quality playing time. The Slippery (wet) Oboe is then plugged into the conductor’s (female) orchestra chamber from behind while she is positioned on his lap. The tubers then carefully balance themselves back onto the tube and begin to float. The male then takes responsibility for guiding the tube and providing the desired timbre (motion) – the female then enjoys the large range of timbre and dynamic range of notes of the free floating ride of estacy.
Maynard talked Julie into a “Slippery Oboe” duet while tubing on the Manistee.

Mike and Kathy were please with the erotica of floating on their tube and subtlety working their steamy version of the “Slipper Oboe” and the floating climatic crechendo at band camp!
by Mr. Doobie August 5, 2008
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