Definitions by Mr. Doobie

Urban Phonetic Alphabet 

The Urban Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the "The Chieftain 12" its intent was to be intelligible (and pronounceable) to all Urban allies in the heat of sexual battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet.

"Man Meo was the only guy to use the Urban Phonetic Alphabet in the heat of sexual battle on that Hottie JB at Walker's basement party"

• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag

Urban Phonetic Alphabet by Mr. Doobie May 22, 2008

boulley 

1) A silent but deadly (SBD) fart that is so horrific in smell that it will peel paint off the walls.

2) A whale of a fart that has a powerful and poignant stench.

Pronounced Boo-Lee

"Icki dropped ass and tilted the stench meter to the Boulley setting."

"Scotty-Bob barked out a dead chipmonk boulley and cleared the room of humans and insects".

boulley by Mr. Doobie May 21, 2008

Hootinannie 

A gathering of old buddies for a weekend water skiing trip in the Motherland (Michigan) in the dead of summer.

Sarge, Duff, Dude, Biggie, and Boz all are in route to the cabin for the hootinannie.

This years hootinannie was at Tommy's love shack, it was "Hootinannie HQ" and Ruthie and the Ironworker babe were ready for some dancing in Knoxville!

Hootinannie by Mr. Doobie May 21, 2008

ear bling 

I person that wears their Bluetooth ear piece all the time. It’s especially “dorky” when it’s highly unlikely that he/she will need to take a call. The perception is that it makes you look "important" but actually will coin you as a "geek" or "looser".

"Damm Zike was wearing that ear bling during his kids little league game and looked like a total looser"

“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”

ear bling by Mr. Doobie May 19, 2008

make that dog sit 

1) expression used by men that states they can control their horniness.

1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he do her up good tomorrow.

2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.

make that dog sit by Mr. Doobie May 9, 2008