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that feeling that you get when you are working outside in the hot, humid summers of Louisiana and you get that annoying, thick sweat in between your ass cheeks. see also: swamp ass
1: damn, it's hot out here.
2: i know, i have a bad case of Bayou Bunghole
by Mr. B0jangles. May 27, 2013

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one of the most universal words in the english language.

for example, you can
1. give a fuck,
2. fuck yourself,
3. be a fucker,
4. be fucked up,
5. be a fuck up,
6. fuck off,
7. get fucked up,
8. get fucked,
9. be fucked,
10. or you can suck a fuck
1. I don't give a fuck
2. Go fuck yourself
3. Don't be such a fucker
4. He is fucked up
5. He's a fuck up
6. Fuck off, asshole
7. We got fucked up last night.
8. I fucked my girlfriend last night.
9. Oh shit, I'm fucked.
10. Go suck a fuck
by Mr. B0jangles. October 09, 2012

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axe
a body spray that was likely invented by women to identify douchebags
only douchebags wear axe
by Mr. B0jangles. February 15, 2014

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a bulletproof golf cart
call it what you want, the popemobile is just a bulletproof golf cart.
by Mr. B0jangles. March 01, 2014

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1 man and 2 of his cousins.
jim-bob got caught up in a west virginia 3-way last night.
by Mr. B0jangles. February 18, 2014

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a huge dick in a tight pussy. opposite to a hotdog in a hallway
when i fucked that virgin last night with my mile-long schlong, it was like trying to fit a cadillac in a doghouse.
by Mr. B0jangles. March 23, 2014

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possibly the biggest douchebag alive
look over there, it' that douche john mayer
by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014

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