Mr. Alan's definitions

funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).

Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

sexy stuff

Commonly referred to as fore play, the act of fore play. Can also be used to refer to anything which is deemed to be sexy or items used for sex, ie. vibrators, lubricant, condoms, porno mags, etc.

Dude, that bitch wont stop nagging me but I have to say I do love the sexy stuff.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

his nudeness

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

streak of misery

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.

That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

sandwichless

Someone who is without a sandwich may be refered to as sandwichless. Someone who is a streak of piss or a streak of misery may also be sandwichless.

I would like to offer that sandwichless person a sandwich.

or

Ha ha, that person does not have a sandwich and therefore they are sandwichless

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

reek of awesomeness

Anything which exudes coolness or awesomeness may be refered to as reeking of awesomeness, it may reek of awesomeness.

After completing a task to a high standard with little or no effort, a person may be told that they reek of awesomeness.

Good game Dude, you reek of awesomeness.

That chick you pulled last night had a sweet ass, you reek of awesomeness.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Rory Gallagher

Undoubtedly the greatest guitarist to ever have graced the face of Gods green earth.
Jimi Hendrix informed the world of this during a concert at Hyde Park, England.
Rory Gallagher was born in Rock Hospital, Donegal, Ireland and christened in Rock Church, Donegal.
The composer and performer of such great songs as "Out On The Western Plain", "The Mississippi Sheiks", "Lonely Mile", "Wheels Within Wheels", "Tattoo'd Lady", "Calling Card", "Big Guns", "Slumming Angel" and "Double Vision", etc.
This rock and roll GOD/LEGEND/SUPERSTAR/GENIUS(Etc.) must be checked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest Guitarist ever!
The greatest Irishman ever!
The man is a Legend!
Rory Gallagher reeks of awesomeness!!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006