Definitions by Mr. Alan
funky fandango
Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!
Or
Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.
Or
Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.
funky fandango by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
sexy stuff
Commonly referred to as fore play, the act of fore play. Can also be used to refer to anything which is deemed to be sexy or items used for sex, ie. vibrators, lubricant, condoms, porno mags, etc.
sexy stuff by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
his nudeness
a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.
his nudeness by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
streak of misery
Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.
That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.
or
She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.
or
She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.
streak of misery by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
sandwichless
Someone who is without a sandwich may be refered to as sandwichless. Someone who is a streak of piss or a streak of misery may also be sandwichless.
I would like to offer that sandwichless person a sandwich.
or
Ha ha, that person does not have a sandwich and therefore they are sandwichless
or
Ha ha, that person does not have a sandwich and therefore they are sandwichless
sandwichless by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
reek of awesomeness
Anything which exudes coolness or awesomeness may be refered to as reeking of awesomeness, it may reek of awesomeness.
After completing a task to a high standard with little or no effort, a person may be told that they reek of awesomeness.
After completing a task to a high standard with little or no effort, a person may be told that they reek of awesomeness.
Good game Dude, you reek of awesomeness.
That chick you pulled last night had a sweet ass, you reek of awesomeness.
That chick you pulled last night had a sweet ass, you reek of awesomeness.
reek of awesomeness by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
Rory Gallagher
Undoubtedly the greatest guitarist to ever have graced the face of Gods green earth.
Jimi Hendrix informed the world of this during a concert at Hyde Park, England.
Rory Gallagher was born in Rock Hospital, Donegal, Ireland and christened in Rock Church, Donegal.
The composer and performer of such great songs as "Out On The Western Plain", "The Mississippi Sheiks", "Lonely Mile", "Wheels Within Wheels", "Tattoo'd Lady", "Calling Card", "Big Guns", "Slumming Angel" and "Double Vision", etc.
This rock and roll GOD/LEGEND/SUPERSTAR/GENIUS(Etc.) must be checked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimi Hendrix informed the world of this during a concert at Hyde Park, England.
Rory Gallagher was born in Rock Hospital, Donegal, Ireland and christened in Rock Church, Donegal.
The composer and performer of such great songs as "Out On The Western Plain", "The Mississippi Sheiks", "Lonely Mile", "Wheels Within Wheels", "Tattoo'd Lady", "Calling Card", "Big Guns", "Slumming Angel" and "Double Vision", etc.
This rock and roll GOD/LEGEND/SUPERSTAR/GENIUS(Etc.) must be checked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest Guitarist ever!
The greatest Irishman ever!
The man is a Legend!
Rory Gallagher reeks of awesomeness!!!
The greatest Irishman ever!
The man is a Legend!
Rory Gallagher reeks of awesomeness!!!
Rory Gallagher by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006