Mr. Alan's definitions

sandwichless

Someone who is without a sandwich may be refered to as sandwichless. Someone who is a streak of piss or a streak of misery may also be sandwichless.

I would like to offer that sandwichless person a sandwich.

or

Ha ha, that person does not have a sandwich and therefore they are sandwichless

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).

Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Butt-furr

Butt-furr is the lint found in ones arse-crack. Can also be used to refer to the hair that grows in ones arse-crack.

Dude, that lady has got monsters residing in her butt-furr.

or

Hello there sexy lady, I would rather like to see your butt-furr.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

dirty dawg

A dirty dawg is a male who will engage in sexual relations with anyone or anything. This person will often make sweet love to beautiful women and spend the time in between making love to whatever else is close to hand!!

You dirty dawg!!

or

Dude you are one dirty motherfucking dawg!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

willie vomit

Commonly referred to cum, sperm or man goo

I pulled out just in time and sprayed my willie vomit all over her beautiful young face.

or

I woke up this morning covered in willie vomit.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

sexy stuff

Commonly referred to as fore play, the act of fore play. Can also be used to refer to anything which is deemed to be sexy or items used for sex, ie. vibrators, lubricant, condoms, porno mags, etc.

Dude, that bitch wont stop nagging me but I have to say I do love the sexy stuff.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006