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One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.
by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004
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An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.
Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.
by Mr. Dwayne July 06, 2005
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An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
by Mr. Dwayne May 20, 2005
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A great entertainer who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).
He starred in several movies and had one daugther.
Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.
He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.
In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.
He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.
His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
He starred in several movies and had one daugther.
Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.
He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.
In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.
He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.
His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
Elvis mixed country and R&B together. He made the mainstream appreciate watered down black R&B music.
by Mr. Dwayne July 05, 2005
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Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.
Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.
by Mr. Dwayne July 06, 2005
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Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.
Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
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A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.
by Mr. Dwayne February 07, 2008
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