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Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.
Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."
Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."
Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."
Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."
Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"
by Mr Special March 24, 2019
Get the Ventura Beachmug. Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
Get the our high school reunionmug. " WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.
"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.
"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
Get the into archeologymug. Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.
That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.
That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.
by Mr Special March 18, 2021
Get the JBCmug. by Mr Special September 9, 2018
Get the Handingomug. When your cum comes out her nostrils
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
Get the Nosespummug. by Mr Special September 10, 2021
Get the speaking for itselfmug.