Definitions by Mr Smith

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

wanking pit by mr smith March 8, 2005

bradistani 

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

bradistani by mr smith March 8, 2005

rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole

i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll

rock n roll by mr smith March 8, 2005

dole q 

The dole que is the line of scruffy smelly bastards that appears in your local post office every thursday when the giro's are delivered

I was gunna get a stamp but i refuse to stand in the fucking dole q

dole q by mr smith March 8, 2005

sooty mobile 

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

sooty mobile by mr smith March 8, 2005

kebab ring 

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

kebab ring by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitlocks 

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

shitlocks by mr smith March 8, 2005