pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 08, 2005

raspberry ripple

It Slang for a fucking cripple

Would you do a raspberry ripple up the council gritter?

by mr smith March 06, 2005

sludge bucket

A sludge bucket is a huge 1 liter mug, filled with a brew of 5 tea spoons of coffee (not decaf) 2 tea bags and between 10 - 15 sugars, it is drank to sober up with

i propper need a sludge bucket if i'm to go to work tonight

by mr smith March 08, 2005

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 08, 2005

Sbani

A sweet boy who would fight for his loved one and himself who is serious about friendship the boy who has it the hardest but with the most beautiful smile and the richest towards friends financialy

Sbani is my best friend forever

by Mr Smith September 18, 2021

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 08, 2005

jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss

mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006