rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 08, 2005

bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 08, 2005

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 07, 2005

jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss

mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy

by mr smith March 13, 2005

jimmy

a jimmy is a cannabis ciggy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy

by mr smith March 13, 2005

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 08, 2005

raspberry ripple

It Slang for a fucking cripple

Would you do a raspberry ripple up the council gritter?

by mr smith March 07, 2005