Definitions by Mr Pokey

pussed off 

A condition of extreme anger resulting in some way from a female...

That bitch has pussed me off for the last time...

pussed off by Mr Pokey February 22, 2005

buttsexfully 

In a way that is full of buttsex... whatever that means.

That guy danced with that other dude very buttsexfully... what a fag.

buttsexfully by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005

Indiana Snowplow 

A disturbing sexual method used in an orgy, where an ejaculation is directed onto another penis, and then inserted into someone else's orifice.

Anyone who does the Indiana Snowplow has got to be gay...

Indiana Snowplow by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005

coction 

1. Short for 'concoction,' but with an extreme good or bad meaning

2. A drink mixed with someone's cock as a practical joke

1. Good: That bartender can mix up a kick-ass coction!

Bad: That nasty coction almost killed me!

2. Johnny the waiter served the mean slut a coction after she told him he wasn't getting a tip.

coction by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005

ski mask 

What happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth

I shot it on her face, but she could still see because I gave her a ski mask.

ski mask by Mr Pokey January 10, 2005

Mario Party 

An orgy, where the members take turns playing Nintendo the entire time.

We had a Mario Party, and I got to pretend I had a Yoshi tongue.

Mario Party by Mr Pokey March 16, 2004