Mr David's definitions

fanzie

It's a celebrity and fan selfie taken on fans smartphone.

Hey check it out. I got Lady Gaga to snap a fanzie of me and her on my phone.

by Mr David October 13, 2013

Bigduction

The opposite of reduction, to make bigger/enlarge

She said I was too small so I got a bigduction and now everyone loves me.

by Mr David November 7, 2023

Bin Laden

White Heroin from Afganistan. Originally sold in NY, packets were stamped with the words BIN LADEN on one side and an Airplane & The Twin Towers stamped on the other side. Since then it has become the generic street name of middle eastern White Heroin.

Yo, yo - got dat Bin Laden.

by Mr David January 18, 2010

Courtesy Reach

A courtesy reach is performed at a restaurant when the waiter presents the check. It's a reach for the wallet, with a pause, a slight lean in and a quizical look, intended to mislead the person who grabbed the check into thinking that you want to help with the check.

Jason was a great help at the meeting and even reached for his wallet at lunch.

Q: Awesome, Was it a quick draw?

A: Nope. It was more of a Courtesy Reach.

by Mr David January 14, 2012

Bigduction

The opposite of reduction, to make bigger/enlarge

She said I was too small so I got a bigduction and now everyone loves me

by Mr David November 7, 2023

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

Artificial Intelligence

A new found intelligence possessed by somebody with a smartphone who can now do a Wikipedia lookup and then spout the Wiki info.

Now that Idiot Jim has a smart phone he has Artificial Intelligence.

by Mr David March 5, 2011