Mr David's definitions

Bigduction

The opposite of reduction, to make bigger/enlarge

She said I was too small so I got a bigduction and now everyone loves me.

by Mr David November 7, 2023

fanzie

It's a celebrity and fan selfie taken on fans smartphone.

Hey check it out. I got Lady Gaga to snap a fanzie of me and her on my phone.

by Mr David October 13, 2013

Phonegasm

A phonegasm is the peak of the plateau phase of the phone activation response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by both males and females, a phonegasm is often controlled by tech support during an activation or configuration process and may be accompanied the uncontrolable desire to call a friend. Phonegasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.

When Jeff saw his missing contacts loading into his address book he had a phonegasm.

by Mr David January 7, 2010

Artificial Intelligence

A new found intelligence possessed by somebody with a smartphone who can now do a Wikipedia lookup and then spout the Wiki info.

Now that Idiot Jim has a smart phone he has Artificial Intelligence.

by Mr David March 5, 2011

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

Bin Laden

White Heroin from Afganistan. Originally sold in NY, packets were stamped with the words BIN LADEN on one side and an Airplane & The Twin Towers stamped on the other side. Since then it has become the generic street name of middle eastern White Heroin.

Yo, yo - got dat Bin Laden.

by Mr David January 18, 2010

Bigduction

The opposite of reduction, to make bigger/enlarge

She said I was too small so I got a bigduction and now everyone loves me

by Mr David November 7, 2023