Mr Bigg 's definitions

Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic

by Mr BigG April 30, 2015

Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Swagless

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless

Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless

by Mr BigG November 26, 2013

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Buck boy

A man who is all about his money. Hustler. Grinder. Go-getter. He's about those bucks boy. Even if he wanted he couldn't stop thinking about the money.

Don't play with Travis's money. He's a buck boy.

by Mr Bigg May 31, 2016