Right in the puss

When someone is trying to do something and they do it exceptionally well.
Feddlesworth: "I'm going to try for a half court shot".
Bumthorpe: "Not a chance in hell!".
Feddlesworth: - Takes the shot. Scores -
Feddlesworth: "Boom. Right in the puss".
Bumthorp: "Again, and again, and again".
by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018
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Islamophobe

Anyone who criticises Islam, according to the Islamophillic regressive left.
Person A: I'd like to have a discussion about womens rights within Islam...
Person B (often a feminist): You're a racist bigoted Islamophobe!
Person A: What the actual?
by Morkus Morkus August 09, 2018
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Gunt Munter

A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.
A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018
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Social Justice

A perversion of justice which is inherently unjust. Not justice.

Justice is justice. Social Justice is therfore necessarily a subversion of justice (usually to suit political goals (regressive left) or personal goals (virtue signaling)).
If justice is just, then social justice cannot be just - in the same way political correctness is not correct.
by Morkus Morkus August 15, 2018
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Trangina

The artificial vagina of someone who has had surgery to turn their male sex organ into a non functional version of female genitalia. Known for being particularly dry and decrepit.
Person A: I engaged in sexual relations with a post-op tranny last night.
Person B: Intriguing. How was his trangina?
Person A: As you would expect. Dry and decrepit.
Person B: Obviously. I don't know why I even asked.
by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018
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Sloppy Jalopy

An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.
Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!
by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018
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Dick Stink

Rather self explanatory.

The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.
by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018
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