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Person A: I'd like to have a discussion about womens rights within Islam...
Person B (often a feminist): You're a racist bigoted Islamophobe!
Person A: What the actual?
Person B (often a feminist): You're a racist bigoted Islamophobe!
Person A: What the actual?
by Morkus Morkus August 9, 2018
Get the Islamophobe mug.The sexual organs of a female homo sapien who's child has also had a child. Known for being particularly dry, dusty, and decrepit.
Fentilworth: I spied you canoodling with Mrs. Pennybone last night. Don't deny it, Fergwelstein!
Fergwelstein: I say, nothing gets past your monacled eye does it Fentilworth. I was indeed balls deep in Mrs. Pennybone's grangina!
Fentilworth: Bravo!
Fergwelstein: I say, nothing gets past your monacled eye does it Fentilworth. I was indeed balls deep in Mrs. Pennybone's grangina!
Fentilworth: Bravo!
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The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.
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Definition of Islamaphobe. No results.
by Morkus Morkus August 10, 2018
Get the Islamaphobe mug.Feddlesworth: "I'm going to try for a half court shot".
Bumthorpe: "Not a chance in hell!".
Feddlesworth: - Takes the shot. Scores -
Feddlesworth: "Boom. Right in the puss".
Bumthorp: "Again, and again, and again".
Bumthorpe: "Not a chance in hell!".
Feddlesworth: - Takes the shot. Scores -
Feddlesworth: "Boom. Right in the puss".
Bumthorp: "Again, and again, and again".
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Get the Right in the puss mug.The artificial vagina of someone who has had surgery to turn their male sex organ into a non functional version of female genitalia. Known for being particularly dry and decrepit.
Person A: I engaged in sexual relations with a post-op tranny last night.
Person B: Intriguing. How was his trangina?
Person A: As you would expect. Dry and decrepit.
Person B: Obviously. I don't know why I even asked.
Person B: Intriguing. How was his trangina?
Person A: As you would expect. Dry and decrepit.
Person B: Obviously. I don't know why I even asked.
by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018
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