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Definitions by Morkus Morkus

Social Justice

A perversion of justice which is inherently unjust. Not justice.

Justice is justice. Social Justice is therfore necessarily a subversion of justice (usually to suit political goals (regressive left) or personal goals (virtue signaling)).
If justice is just, then social justice cannot be just - in the same way political correctness is not correct.
Social Justice by Morkus Morkus August 15, 2018

Gunt Munter 

A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.
A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
Gunt Munter by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018
Someone who likes to munt things. He/she who munts is a munter.
Johno is such a cunt munter.
Munter by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018

Sloppy Jalopy 

An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.
Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!
Sloppy Jalopy by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018

Trangina 

The artificial vagina of someone who has had surgery to turn their male sex organ into a non functional version of female genitalia. Known for being particularly dry and decrepit.
Person A: I engaged in sexual relations with a post-op tranny last night.
Person B: Intriguing. How was his trangina?
Person A: As you would expect. Dry and decrepit.
Person B: Obviously. I don't know why I even asked.
Trangina by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018

Islamaphobe 

A word that people type in when they mean to type in 'Islamophobe', but are too stupid to realise how its actually spelled.
Definition of Islamaphobe. No results.
Islamaphobe by Morkus Morkus August 10, 2018

Dick Stink 

Rather self explanatory.

The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.
Dick Stink by Morkus Morkus August 10, 2018