Milf Day

On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.
by Morgan_Rose99 May 09, 2022
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Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
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Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."
by Morgan_Rose99 June 09, 2023
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Krotchal

The part of the population that is neither/mix of both a gromical and a shrat.
Everyone in this world is either a gromical or a shrat... unless you're a krotchal,
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Shrat

The opposite of a gromical.
Everyone in this world is either a gromical or a shrat... unless you're a krotchal,
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Pink Boy

A party game where the girls will take turns choosing a guy. After the guy is chosen, the girl will fart in their face, and if the guy gets pink eye he gets to have sex with the girl.
Be careful who you play Pink Boy with, it may not be worth it.
by Morgan_Rose99 July 26, 2022
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Gussy

I girl's bussy

The boy version of a pussy is a bussy, which is their anus.

A gussy would then be the girl version of a bussy, so a female's anus.
Ian - "GIRLS DON'T HAVE GUSSIES!"
Morgan - "YES THEY FUCKING DO, IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
Ian - "A GUSSY IS NOT A THING, THAT'S JUST A BUTTHOLE!"
Morgan - "NO! BOYS HAVE BUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A BOY PUSSY SO THEN GIRLS HAVE GUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
IAN - "YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!"
by Morgan_Rose99 March 08, 2022
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