Morgan's definitions

mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

by Morgan September 1, 2008

kinfolk

The relatives of an inbred.

"I reckon that as it's your tenth birthday, Jodie Ann, I should tell yee a few thangs about who lives here with us, cousin Billy Bob here is your kinfolk, IN FACT, he's your brother, uncle, and husband too."

by Morgan October 16, 2003

neato burito's

agreement of something, or agreement.

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"

by Morgan June 22, 2004

meow

Often used to interrupt awkward silences. Can be translated to "Start talking bitches."

John: "So I'm gay..."
Jack: "..."
Bill: "Oh... yeah?"
John: "Yeah..."
Jack: "Cool..."
Bill: "..."
Jack: "..."
John: "Meow."
Jack: "Right. So who watched the game last night?"

by Morgan December 16, 2004

sasquache

the act of jamming your big toe up the ass of another and then cram the shitified toe down the persons throught

by morgan October 24, 2003

swoll up

someone whose ego has become inlarged. causing them to act arrogant and often unintelligent.

the saying "hold up swoll up"

refers to one of two things:

1. someone who has done something great, is on a roll, and deserves praise.

2. someone who has done nothing spectacular and brags anyway and receives sarcastic praise.

by morgan July 9, 2004