Mental Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. Kind of like verbal slap, the only difference being that mental slaps usually are an insult to intelligence, as verbal slaps can pertain to anything.
Person One - (Blah blah blah)
Person Two - ...You're an idiot!
Person Three - Mental Slap!
by More Awesome Than Thou November 26, 2005
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communism

Something that, in theory, is a good idea. Communism is an ideal that believes that everyone should share everything, so that poverty wouldn't exist, and there wouldn't be a gap between richer and poorer classes. The problem is, communist governments become corrupt, because people are greedy, so it doesn't work.
Person One: Why's that country so messed up?
Person Two: They just got rid of communism, and are now trying to put their country back together.
by More Awesome Than Thou December 02, 2005
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Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 12, 2005
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Fan-Freaking-Tastic

A word used in sarcasm when one says something you really don't care about. (See Fan-Friggin-Tastic)
Person A - I got an A on my math test!
Person B - Fan-freaking-Tastic.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 12, 2005
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Aboot

A common misconception. Canadians think Americans pronounce "about" as "aboot" and Americans think Canadians pronounce "about" as "aboot" as well. However, to my knowledge, no one actually pronounces "about" as "aboot".
American Guy: You're from Canada?! Say about! Say it!
Canadian Guy: ...About?
American Guy: What? Don't you say aboot?
Canadian Guy: ...No?
by More Awesome Than Thou December 02, 2005
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Safety Homework

When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.

Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.
I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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Success

One of the most annoying words in the English language. A word your teacher often makes you define (that and respect) on the first day of school. The definition of success is a simple one: succeeding.
When the teacher made me define success, I wrote "succeeding" on the paper.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 12, 2005
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