Morden's definitions

Teh Interwebz

Colloquial form of the Internet, sometimes encountered in group chat spaces.

ftw n00b! you breakin my flowage chattin on teh interwebz! foad!

by Morden June 17, 2008

Knwo

Knowing in the Zen way. Knowing as one knows onesself. Such profound knowing that the unEnlightened assume it’s a typo.

melliemichelle1: you don't knwo what you're in for

by Morden July 4, 2008

I haz a sad

Deeply inconsequential despair which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, is taken away from them.

I haz a sad. My coffee masheen iz brokn.

by Morden July 1, 2008

Sucks Rat Balls

Means something sucks massively.

Man, studying for Finals sucks rat balls!

by Morden June 18, 2008

I haz a happy

Deeply inconsequential happiness which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, occurs in their life.

I haz a happy! I got paid today!

by Morden July 1, 2008

Indescriptionable

Something which defies description utterly, is completely transcendental of description to the point where anyone attempting to describe that which is indescriptionable is eventually left hugging themselves in a corner of the room, rocking slowly and drooling while gibbering meaninglessly. A step beyond the merely indescribable.

Man, that shit is indescriptionable.

by Morden June 18, 2008

Indescriptionablest

The epitome of indescriptionable.

I had the indescriptionablest sex last night.

by Morden June 19, 2008