Mountain Dew

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.

by Morbidia July 19, 2008

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 05, 2005

junior

An 11th grade student in high school who generally sticks by the seniors instead of looking up to them, and of course, looks down upon the immature dramatic freshman/sophomores.

Joey is a junior who doesn't have to stress over graduation, nor does he have to be surrounded by annoying freshman/sophomores. Woo hoo.

by Morbidia July 16, 2008

trench coats

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

by Morbidia June 05, 2005

myspace

A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.

Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.

by Morbidia June 04, 2005

AIM addict

Have you ever gone to a friend's house and you can't even carry on a conversation with them because they're busy talking on AIM for hours to about 20 people at once? That's an AIM addict.

I deleted my AIM a few years after I downloaded it because it was fucking stupid. Unfortunately, I regret introducing my friend to it because now she's never off it. We're not friends anymore.

by Morbidia June 04, 2005

myspace whore

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.

MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.

by Morbidia June 04, 2005