Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mooseknuckles

sack warmer

A womans chin used for resting a mans scrotum while recieving oral pleasure

Mind if I come over and use your sack warmer for a couple of hours?

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man I waited to get those concert tickets, Just to be the last man in the gangbang!

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The things on a womans chest that make her sooo intresting.

Eds been staring at her tits soo long its gonna take a week to wash the stare off of em!

Tits by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

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any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving

wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?

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A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

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Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

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