Definitions by Moose McEvil

follow through 

To accidentally soil ones underpants whilst attempting to fart; create russet gusset, drop a pebble.

it felt like a normal fart...i pushed too hard and goddamn if i didnt follow through.

follow through by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

Balls Deep 

A pork sword buried to the hilt; the maximum length which it is possible to slip someone; in a sausage and donut situation . The maximum extent to which the sausage can be hidden.

We were at it for hours i was balls deep all the way.

Balls Deep by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

Turtles Head

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.

I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.

Turtles Head by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

swamp donkey 

Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.

"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."

swamp donkey by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Guns of Navarone 

large breasts, also see wappers, baps, bresticles, loe pillows, dirty loaves.

"..i knew i was on for a night of balls deep action when she aimed her Guns of Navarone at me....."

Guns of Navarone by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Nollies 

Word used by posh southern ladies when referring to a gentleman's testicles. From nuts + bollocks + goolies.

'The Archbishop of Can-terbury's shoes were so shiny that when he lifted his arms up to crown me Queen of Great Britain and all her Common-wealth Dominions, I could see his big hairy nollies reflected in them.' (HM the Queen, interviewed by Howard Stern)

Nollies by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005