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snookered

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002
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no service

Going somewhere or hanging out without wearing a shirt and/or shoes. Comes from commonly seen signs, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
The smile alone is golden, but include the fact that you are going no service and that's just a recipe for disaster!
by MoonKnight September 23, 2003
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aftereffect

The period of time after masturbation when you completely lose your sex drive. You don't ever want to masturbate again and you're tired of porn. Lasts anywhere from 30 minutes to a week.
by MoonKnight March 8, 2003
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fkn

by MoonKnight November 26, 2002
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bodge

A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright.
1> You bodged together that doghouse, didn't you?
2> How can you tell?
1> The walls look like they can cave in at any time.
by MoonKnight November 30, 2002
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every girl's best friend

1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.

2) A dildo.
by MoonKnight March 28, 2003
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smeh

by MoonKnight November 29, 2002
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