MoonKnight's definitions

cockpit

Area in an aircraft that holds pilot and co-pilot crew. Driver's seat in a race car.

Slang: Vagina

That was one tight cockpit.

by MoonKnight November 11, 2002

rap

Shittiest excuse for "music" ever created. Nobody knows why people even listen to it. Played at "parties," especially at parties thrown by some of my older cousins because they think they're "cool".

Rap? More like... CUH-rap!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

sploser

Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.

That guy is such a sploser.

by MoonKnight December 4, 2002

Ralph Wiggum

Provider of great quotes.

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Cats

He set us up the bomb. Also took all our base.

It's you!

by MoonKnight November 28, 2002

ABC

Already Been Chewed gum.

I don't want ABC gum!

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

appy polly loggy

Nadsat for 'Apology'.

by MoonKnight March 13, 2003