MoonKnight's definitions

tortilla tits

1) Flat chested chick.
2) Chick with nipples the size of tortillas.

She's got tortilla tits!

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

six degrees of separation

The phenomenon that everyone is connected to everyone in some way.

by MoonKnight March 25, 2003

fan service

In general, fan service refers to scenes designed to excite or titillate the viewer. This can include scantily-clad outfits, cleavage shots, panty shots, nude scenes (shower scenes especially), etc. Some broader definitions also include things like cool mecha, big explosions, battle scenes, etc. Basically, if it has little plot-redeaming value, but makes the viewer sit up and take notice, it's probably fan service in one form or another.

In Evangelion, the episode preview for "Next time, service, service!"

by MoonKnight March 28, 2003

every girl's best friend

1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.

2) A dildo.

by MoonKnight March 28, 2003

bawls

Tastes better than Jolt

Bawls > Jolt

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

fishing

Masturbation.

Comes from "Master Baiter", get it?

Guys, I can't go out tonight, I'm going fishing.

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

pretty hot

Better than "Pretty" but not quite "Hot".

Also pretty-hot.

1> She's pretty hot.
2> What? She's not that hot.
1> No, she's "pretty hot" dude.

by MoonKnight May 31, 2003