jive

Colorful form of speaking. Sometimes hard to follow.

1> Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... Got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. Ya know?
2> Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
1> I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
2> Eh. Yo know yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
1> Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty, yak 'em, leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em.
2> Cold got to be! You know? Sheeiiiiiiiit.

by MoonKnight January 05, 2003

good from far

...but far from good. A chick that looks smoking hot from a distance, but when she gets closer you find out she's pretty beat.

by MoonKnight March 18, 2003

rap

Shittiest excuse for "music" ever created. Nobody knows why people even listen to it. Played at "parties," especially at parties thrown by some of my older cousins because they think they're "cool".

Rap? More like... CUH-rap!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

This does not look good for Homestar Runner

A bleak situation.

I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by MoonKnight January 26, 2003

choice

Awesome, great.

My cousin gave me tickets to the Kings hockey game last night, and damn man those seats were CHOICE!

by MoonKnight January 23, 2003

cya

See ya.

Cya later, Houses.

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

sploser

Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.

That guy is such a sploser.

by MoonKnight December 04, 2002