Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
They were both working from home, like everyone, but he looked forward to her joining his Zoom meetings. She was clearly on her bed, not wearing much, and every time she spoke there was a jolt of cyberoticism, which, in isolation, he so deeply craved.
by Monkey's Dad April 04, 2020
The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.
Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.
by Monkey's Dad February 24, 2020
Strengthen, grow, become stable and whole.
With terioration and teriorating, the opposite of deteriorate, deterioration, deteriorating, words which exist to express a negative, with no positive correlative.
With terioration and teriorating, the opposite of deteriorate, deterioration, deteriorating, words which exist to express a negative, with no positive correlative.
After recent years of watching the country and its spirit deteriorate, many Americans held to the hope that under new leadership it would begin to teriorate.
by Monkey's Dad August 25, 2020
To explain the synchronicity of vision, he simply offered, "Well, my dear, I really can see through your eyes". Slowly, she began to accept that it might be true, even though they had never met.
by Monkey's Dad June 16, 2022
She was so done with lockdown. Everyone was heading for the church and she was going to attend that reviral meeting and praise His name.
by Monkey's Dad May 03, 2020
A variant of psychosis. An episode of psychic inflammation. A brief if intense appearance of being totally off-the-wall psychotic.
His face reddened, his eyes and neck tendons bulging, he screamed into her astonished face, "Don't call me psychotic! Because that makes me crazy. I'm just psychitic! It's psychitis! ... Oh yeah??!! Look it up in Urban Dictionary!
by Monkey's Dad September 23, 2022