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Definitions by Monkey's Dad

vernocular 

The visual appearance - facial features, body type and mode of dressing - of ordinary people in a particular country or region.
She exemplified the Parisian vernocular. Without an extra pound, without jewelry or makeup, without piercings or tattoos - Mon Dieu! - her hair brushed up and away from her face, held in an easy ponytail, she was dressed with exquisitely simple taste, everything of the most subtle colors and quality, and her appearance radiated graceful self-possession. She could not have come from anywhere else.
vernocular by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
An erotic connection through Internet only.
He hadn't been in the presence of an actual woman for such a long while, yet he had a full cyberotic life, so much free time, nowhere to go, endless online porn.
cyberotic by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

cyberoticism 

An aura of sexuality conveyed through the Internet. Sexually arousing online communication.
They were both working from home, like everyone, but he looked forward to her joining his Zoom meetings. She was clearly on her bed, not wearing much, and every time she spoke there was a jolt of cyberoticism, which, in isolation, he so deeply craved.
cyberoticism by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

homebody 

Any human being lucky enough to have a home.

In 2020, most people living on earth, confined to their home in an effort to slow the global COVID-19 pandemic.
Once a girl-about-town, today she had become a homebody, like everyone.
homebody by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

longing distance

The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.
Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.

Undustrialized Nation 

A country in which manufacturing and the provision of goods and services has come to a halt.
For the moment, America, like many other countries, was an undustrialized nation, most of its commerce shut down in the face of the coronavirus pandemic.

complain't 

A complaint that isn't.

An actor's lament that while he could recently walk the streets unnoticed, fans now come up to him for selfies.
Her complain't that men looked desirously upon her when she entered a room would, in a few years time, become a genuine complaint that no one looked anymore.
complain't by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020