She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023
by Monkey's Dad November 26, 2019
by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020
A form of cryptocurrency peddled to the greedy, eager and gullible as a sure bet to separate them from their money
Having read about the profits many were making investing in Bitcoin, Etherium and other cryptocurrencies, she took the advice of an internet broker, bought big and soon found herself the owner of thousands of coins of kleptocurrency, her broker nowhere to be found.
by Monkey's Dad May 06, 2021
The movie is from 2019 BC. Strangers are smiling at each other. The guy kisses the girl... on a date!
by Monkey's Dad June 28, 2020
A quaint social custom of the early 21st century in which two strangers agreed to occupy the same room for a period of time. Presently unthinkable.
She could almost remember the last time she had been touched, it was a hookup, when she and the world were innocent and a stranger could be seen as an okay thing, not a possible death sentence.
by Monkey's Dad March 19, 2020
The first few months of being alone had been hard, but gradually she's developed her own soli'tude. She could get along just fine with no one... thank you.
by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020