bandalize

bandalize, verb, to destroy of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.

The Who bandalized the local hotel causing thousands of dollars in damage.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 15, 2009

fanshee

A young fan, ususally a girl, who shrieks uncontrollably every time a teen idol is seen nearby or at a show.

The tweeny girls became fanshees when the Jonas Brother appeared.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 03, 2009

acupester

to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

by Momus the Sarcastic May 13, 2012

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 08, 2009

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 08, 2009

thursing

Slowing sipping your drink when you're really thirsty.

She: I thought that Bill was really thirsty but he's only sipping his beer.
He: Yeah. He's thursing it.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 26, 2009

muttrosexual

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 02, 2009