Momus the Sarcastic's definitions

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 8, 2009

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 8, 2009

NFC

No Fucking Chance.

Joe: Do think that you'll get a raise this year?
Jane: NFC, no fucking chance.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 8, 2009

neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010

cungly

adj. cunty and ugly.

Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.

by Momus the Sarcastic June 1, 2009

fanshee

A young fan, ususally a girl, who shrieks uncontrollably every time a teen idol is seen nearby or at a show.

The tweeny girls became fanshees when the Jonas Brother appeared.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 3, 2009

air sing

lip synching while wearing earphones

He: What wrong with Bob? He's moving his lips but no sound.
She: He's air singing with his iPod.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 12, 2010