Skip to main content

Definitions by Momus the Sarcastic

muttrosexual 

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.
Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.
muttrosexual by Momus the Sarcastic September 2, 2009
bandal, n., a member of a rock band who has destroyed a hotel room, usually in a drunken or drug-induced frenzy.
Prominent bandals: Keith Moon, Led Zeppelin.
bandal by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

bandalize 

bandalize, verb, to destroy of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.
The Who bandalized the local hotel causing thousands of dollars in damage.
bandalize by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

bandalism 

bandalism, n., destruction of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.
The fans at the concert engaged in serious bandalism by tearing out the seats at the stadium.
bandalism by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

carmageddon 

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.
The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.
The Financial District of San Francisco, California. Also known as Wall Street West.
My office is in the FiDi near Market Street.
FiDi by Momus the Sarcastic August 6, 2009
adj. cunty and ugly.
Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.