Momus the Sarcastic's definitions

fogey flash

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

bandalism

bandalism, n., destruction of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.

The fans at the concert engaged in serious bandalism by tearing out the seats at the stadium.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

mommy brigade

a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities

She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 9, 2009

pawdicure

Trimming a dog or cats nails.

I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2011

acupester

to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 21, 2012

carmageddon

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

fanshee

A young fan, ususally a girl, who shrieks uncontrollably every time a teen idol is seen nearby or at a show.

The tweeny girls became fanshees when the Jonas Brother appeared.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 3, 2009