The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.
Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.
BAM - Spooneuver in process.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.
BAM - Spooneuver in process.
by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007
Get the Spooneuver mug.Monique texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Sure sugar, we'll just spoon. You're drunk right?
Jesse texts: Sure sugar, we'll just spoon. You're drunk right?
by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007
Get the 66 mug.Marie texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Yeah, I want to 66 too...then I'm doing coke off your tits and we are fucking. I'll be there in 5.
Jesse texts: Yeah, I want to 66 too...then I'm doing coke off your tits and we are fucking. I'll be there in 5.
by MoMo Mayes May 11, 2007
Get the 66 mug.Using a scale of 1 through 10 dragons (sometimes 11 or 12 in extreme cases) based on how bizarre something or a situation is. Dragon weirdness was first conceived in Starsky and Hutch in the jail house scene when Will Ferrell tells Starsky and Hutch that things may get really weird, "2 dragons."
Andrew: You see that tall blond over there with that midget?
Jenny: They liked to be called little people.
Andrew: Whatever, that's at least 11 dragons.
Jenny: Nah, I say it's no more than 9 dragons on the dragon scale.
Jenny: They liked to be called little people.
Andrew: Whatever, that's at least 11 dragons.
Jenny: Nah, I say it's no more than 9 dragons on the dragon scale.
by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
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Alex: Get this, my computer contracted an ETD today.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
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by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
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by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
Get the Pre-Digestive Bulimia mug.This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.
Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
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