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Marie texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Yeah, I want to 66 too...then I'm doing coke off your tits and we are fucking. I'll be there in 5.
Jesse texts: Yeah, I want to 66 too...then I'm doing coke off your tits and we are fucking. I'll be there in 5.
by MoMo Mayes May 11, 2007
Get the 66 mug.This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.
Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007
Get the Lazy Nard mug.Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
Get the Pre-Digestive Bulimia mug.The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.
Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.
BAM - Spooneuver in process.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.
BAM - Spooneuver in process.
by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007
Get the Spooneuver mug.Forming your hands in the shape vagina, thumbs to thumbs and top fingers to top fingers, and looking through the hole at someone who is bailing out on something fun. Vagina vision is also used during times of fear.
Jimmy: This party if great but my girlfriend is sick at home, I'm gonna take off.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.
by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
Get the Vagina Vision mug.When your computer contracts a virus or disease from an electronic source. Electronically transmitted disease.
Alex: Get this, my computer contracted an ETD today.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
Get the ETD mug.Monique texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Sure sugar, we'll just spoon. You're drunk right?
Jesse texts: Sure sugar, we'll just spoon. You're drunk right?
by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007
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