Molly's definitions

Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003

SK Wow

A variation on the classic Enlgish expression wow, originating from the streets in South Kingstown, Rhode Island.

When Shaquanda and Kyrhonda beat Taylor and B.J. in a game of pool, all they could say was SK "Wow"

by Molly October 6, 2004

Oil Check

the act of poking someone in th butt, clothed or naked. The pokwe must be as close to the asshole as possible

I oil checked Jade while she was bending over and Alisha oil checked Molly.

by Molly August 25, 2004

the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **

The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!

by Molly May 9, 2003

jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:

Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants

by Molly March 19, 2004

katy k

1. N. a crazy, sweet, funny, and wild girl. she lights up a room when ever she walks in and has the ability to make everyone smile.

2. Adj. able to make everyone laugh

1.Katy is like the sun, shining into the room and making people laugh.

2.Oh my gosh! You are such a katy! That joke was hilarious!

by Molly November 23, 2004

bam margera

First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.

Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.

by molly September 2, 2004