the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **

The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!

by Molly May 09, 2003

Oil Check

the act of poking someone in th butt, clothed or naked. The pokwe must be as close to the asshole as possible

I oil checked Jade while she was bending over and Alisha oil checked Molly.

by Molly August 25, 2004

24

An awesome Awesome Show! Ya gotta see it on Tuesdays 9/8c on Fox starting in mid - October. I just think Jack is so Handsome!

24 should have won all the Emmys.

by Molly September 02, 2003

jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:

Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants

by Molly March 19, 2004

48-lol-tk

it is what counter strike players say instead of lol

48-lol-tk he is a tk49er get hims guys

by molly June 02, 2003

Siv

a goalie in hockey who lets in a lot of goals.

"I'm not drafting that horrible goalie, he's a siv!"

"Dude, that goalie let in 8 goals in one period! He's such a siv!"

by Molly December 26, 2004

nigged

1.) to get screwed over, jipped
2.) to get ripped off
3.) to lose

Oh man, you got nigged!!

by Molly January 03, 2004