Definitions by Molecule802.11

AOL 

The spawn of the Devil.
See also: Satan

Every geek in the world knows that AOL is the spawn of the devil.

AOL by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

Twitter 

A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

Twitter is for twats.

Twitter by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

Starcraft 

The national sport of South Korea.
A sci-fi RTS based around a 3-way war between the Terrans, the Protoss, and the Zerg. Developed by Blizzard Entertainment, it was released in 1998 and experienced phenomenal critical and commercial success.
Despite being 11 years old it is still extremely popular and widely hailed as the best RTS - if not the best game - ever made.
Soon to be surpassed by the upcoming Starcraft 2

Starcraft rocks!

Starcraft by molecule802.11 April 6, 2009

Zune 

Built by a company that evidently thinks brown is cool; the Zune is yet another example of Micro$oft copying Apple, only to completely and utterly fuck it up.

tosser: I got a Zune
geek: epic, epic phail.

Zune by molecule802.11 April 6, 2009

slut 

Paris Hilton

What a slut.

slut by molecule802.11 April 6, 2009

happy clappy 

A derogatory term, used to describe evangelical Christain fundamentalists; usually those who express their faith through modern music or other media.

Some bloody happy clappy thinks he can wake me up before 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday to talk me about God!? I'll show him!

happy clappy by Molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

semantics 

The main purpose for internet forums.
The study of discussing the meaning/interpretation of words or groups of words within a certain context; usually in order to win some form of argument.

Now come on, let's not get bogged down in semantics.

semantics by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009