Mojo maniac's definitions

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

Mamma Jamma

This is meant to describe a fine nubian goddess that can boogie on the dance floor.

Look at that fine Mamma Jamma break it down on the dance floor.

by Mojo Maniac August 18, 2008

Pulling out missions

This is used in the Gang community to describe when they go out to commit a crime or other act of lawlessness.

Brotha Lynch of the 24th St.Garden Blocc Crips be Pulling out Missions on the Meadowview Bloods turf in Sactown.

by Mojo Maniac August 25, 2008

Heavily

This word can be used to add emphasis to any word of action.

1.I wrecked my car and now I am Heavily pissed.
2.I wrecked my car again and now I am Heavily depressed.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Turbo-Charge

This is the practice of taking a hit off a joint holding the smoke in your mouth, then putting the joint ash side first into your mouth and blowing back the smoke through the joint into someone else'e mouth.

I want to get really high, so let's Turbo-Charge this Fattie.

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008