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Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.
1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.
by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008
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I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.
Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.
by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008
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Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.
Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.
by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008
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Chocolate Pickle

This is what you get when your bitch takes a shit while your all up in her ass.
My bitch gave a Chocolate Pickle last night so I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008
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Opium Den

An opium den is an establishment where opium is sold and smoked. Patrons recline in order to hold the long opium pipes over oil lamps that heat the drug until it vaporizes and the smoker will inhale the intoxicating vapors.
I spent most of my time in Viet Nam in an Opium Den getting high smoking lots of Opium.
by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008
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Apocalolo

This is Hawaiian for Marijuana.
Just got back from Hawaii and I brought back some Apocalolo for my bong.
by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008
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Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.
Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.
by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008
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