Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac July 21, 2008

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac August 18, 2008

Oh Pretty Good

This is what you tell the person next to you before walking away from someone who just said something completely ridiculous.

Bob: I think Tupac was the greatest Rapper Ever.
Ray: Oh Pretty Good.

by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008

Chulada

This is Spanish to mean something that is very nice.

Mi casa esta una Chulada, porque tiene una alberca.
(my house is very nice because it has a pool.)

by Mojo Maniac July 16, 2008

Squirrely

Used to describe someone of questionable character.

I wouldn't give my money to that dude he's kind of Squirrely.

by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008

Plata

Mexicans will use this word to describe money.

Pepe: Vamos a comprar una Cayuama.
Memo:No tengo Plata, Holmes.

by Mojo maniac July 25, 2008