Mofo's definitions

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

lent

A time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made.

2. Stuff collected from bottom of washing machine, JK

"the pope has just declared lent"

A lent collecter

by mofo February 29, 2004

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 1, 2003

mardi gras

Fat Tuesday, the day before Lent.

A term for the festival held in rio de jenairo

A street parade for gay men and women

"We're going to the Mardi Gras, baby"

by mofo February 29, 2004

batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004

brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.

by Mofo June 10, 2003

Tits

Something straight men are attracted to, and like to put syrup on and lick it off.

Me

by mofo April 1, 2003