Mofo's definitions

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

mardi gras

Fat Tuesday, the day before Lent.

A term for the festival held in rio de jenairo

A street parade for gay men and women

"We're going to the Mardi Gras, baby"

by mofo February 29, 2004

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 1, 2003

brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.

by Mofo June 10, 2003

lent

A time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made.

2. Stuff collected from bottom of washing machine, JK

"the pope has just declared lent"

A lent collecter

by mofo February 29, 2004

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

fogie

an old person, someone who likes the Beetles.

an old fogie

by mofo February 29, 2004