Mofo's definitions

baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 21, 2004

white nigger

A white person who finds it "cool" to be acting like a black person. Generally wears "wu-tang" shirt, and listens to "Eminem"

Abbrev. wigga

Yo wassup, my white nigger

by mofo February 29, 2004

fogie

an old person, someone who likes the Beetles.

an old fogie

by mofo February 29, 2004

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 1, 2003

mardi gras

Fat Tuesday, the day before Lent.

A term for the festival held in rio de jenairo

A street parade for gay men and women

"We're going to the Mardi Gras, baby"

by mofo February 29, 2004

sly dog

a shifty-eyed individual would be best described as a "sly dog"

omfg George is such a fucking sly dog

by MoFo April 7, 2005

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016