Definitions by Moe Beer
nigger drag
A southern passtime in which rednecks lasso a nigger, who's usually panhandeling or rapping. Then proceed to tie him to a truck or tractor and drag him through alleys, feilds, ect., until said nigger resembles the color of cherry Kool-Aid. Such events are frequently accompanied by intoxicated hooting that can be heard from great distances, and is often described as the mating call of a male spider monkey. Similar to a Fag Drag
This stuff's made in New York City! New York City? Get the rope... time for a good old fashioned nigger drag!
nigger drag by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
crack spackle
Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
crack spackle
Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
blooming butthole
After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock
blooming butthole by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Rectal Rogaine
The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.
Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.
Rectal Rogaine by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Headless horseman
Headless horseman by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Rusty Cock fight
When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman
Rusty Cock fight by Moe Beer January 2, 2009