nigger drag

A southern passtime in which rednecks lasso a nigger, who's usually panhandeling or rapping. Then proceed to tie him to a truck or tractor and drag him through alleys, feilds, ect., until said nigger resembles the color of cherry Kool-Aid. Such events are frequently accompanied by intoxicated hooting that can be heard from great distances, and is often described as the mating call of a male spider monkey. Similar to a Fag Drag
This stuff's made in New York City! New York City? Get the rope... time for a good old fashioned nigger drag!
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
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panoochoplasty

Pronounced "pah-new-cho-plass-tea". A procedure used to correct cave crotch. Related topic: cave crotch
Is having sex with your woman like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? If so, your bitch needs a panoochoplasty.
by Moe Beer August 26, 2007
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Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty
After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.
by Moe Beer August 26, 2007
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Cuba Divin'

Pronounced:(Coo-ba Die-vin) What black people call "Scuba Diving" Popularized by comedian Ralphie Mae. Related topic; Norkelin
"Hell no, you ain't gonna ketch me Cuba Divin' wit all dem sharks"
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
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Norklin'

This is what blacks call "Snorkeling". Related topic Cuba Divin' Made popular by comedian Ralphie Mae.
I went norklin' wit my auntie and it messed up my weave.
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
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Headless horseman

The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.
Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
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Exxon Valdez Syndrome

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
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