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This is what blacks call "Snorkeling". Related topic Cuba Divin' Made popular by comedian Ralphie Mae.
by Moe Beer December 9, 2008
Get the Norklin' mug.Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Get the crack spackle mug.When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Get the Rusty Cock fight mug.Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Get the crack spackle mug.A southern passtime in which rednecks lasso a nigger, who's usually panhandeling or rapping. Then proceed to tie him to a truck or tractor and drag him through alleys, feilds, ect., until said nigger resembles the color of cherry Kool-Aid. Such events are frequently accompanied by intoxicated hooting that can be heard from great distances, and is often described as the mating call of a male spider monkey. Similar to a Fag Drag
This stuff's made in New York City! New York City? Get the rope... time for a good old fashioned nigger drag!
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Get the blooming butthole mug.A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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