Moe Beer's definitions

panoochoplasty

Pronounced "pah-new-cho-plass-tea". A procedure used to correct cave crotch. Related topic: cave crotch

Is having sex with your woman like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? If so, your bitch needs a panoochoplasty.

by Moe Beer September 1, 2007

blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock

I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

nigger drag

A southern passtime in which rednecks lasso a nigger, who's usually panhandeling or rapping. Then proceed to tie him to a truck or tractor and drag him through alleys, feilds, ect., until said nigger resembles the color of cherry Kool-Aid. Such events are frequently accompanied by intoxicated hooting that can be heard from great distances, and is often described as the mating call of a male spider monkey. Similar to a Fag Drag

This stuff's made in New York City! New York City? Get the rope... time for a good old fashioned nigger drag!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Cuba Divin'

Pronounced:(Coo-ba Die-vin) What black people call "Scuba Diving" Popularized by comedian Ralphie Mae. Related topic; Norkelin

"Hell no, you ain't gonna ketch me Cuba Divin' wit all dem sharks"

by Moe Beer August 29, 2007

Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Norklin'

This is what blacks call "Snorkeling". Related topic Cuba Divin' Made popular by comedian Ralphie Mae.

I went norklin' wit my auntie and it messed up my weave.

by Moe Beer December 9, 2008