Autopaizuri

Mammary Intercourse performed on one's self. Naturally you would have to be either a chick with a dick or a guy with tits if there's difference.

You'll probably have guessed that it's a hentai thing.

Either her dick was long or her boobies were huge. All I know is when she could have enjoyed autopaizuri with ease.

by MockTurtle October 10, 2016

Daehee

(1) A boy who loves everyone and desperately and quietly seeks attention.

(2) A Korean boy's name that any English speaker can easily say but not quite right.

Acquaintance: Day-hee? Dahee? Tay? Am I saying it right?
Daehee: ... any of that is fine.

by MockTurtle November 22, 2021

Trincest

Triplets having sex.

Or any other 3 individuals from the same multiple birth, I'm not picky. It can be the same person twice for all I care.

I liked ElsaxAnna, I loved uptight Elsa/free Elsa, I adore the 3 together in trincest!

by MockTurtle October 10, 2016

Friend of Alice

Pedophile. In reference to Alice in Wonderland. Which was probably written by a pedophile.

Mr Dodgson appears to prefer the company of girls rather than women. Perhaps he is a Friend of Alice.

by MockTurtle October 22, 2016

onesome

What you do when you're on your lonesome.

Finally alone with my favorite person we decided to have a onesome.

by MockTurtle November 14, 2016

polybuttalism

When someone has more than 2 buttocks.

Polybuttalism in a partner is super fun when you have 2 dicks.

by MockTurtle November 14, 2016

Lolilitious

Deliciously underage.

I am so glad I live near a playgound: lolilitious!

by MockTurtle October 10, 2016